NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA (twice!) and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd (America's Election Day recently) will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA (twice!) and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd (America's Election Day recently) will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
Basil Fawlty (John Cleese)
Fawlty Towers, Torquay, Devon, England
2 comments:
He he, smeh. Tu pri nas je bilo spet vse oh in sploh ponosno na svoje ameriške korenine, domoljubnost je kar brizgala iz vsakega, ki si ga srečal na ulici... :)
Za znoret... kako so prenacionalisticn teli americani. jim pa v nekem momentu uspe generirat narod. v sloveniji to ni mogoce...
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